(gs) is a cluster-fuck of a hosting service powered by hundreds of Sinclair ZX81s working in tandem to fart out an occasional response to all these HTTP requests coming into our datacenter. A vast array of Amstrad e-m@ilers intermittently deals with the email.
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Dynamic WorstabilityEasily handle miniscule traffic spikes with the power of hundreds of ZX81s.
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(mt) GridContainer TechnologyDjango Why get decent Django and Rails support for free when you could give us more money?!
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1-Click Software InstallsNewClick the magic button and we'll defecate a Wordpress install into your account. We won't keep it up-to-date. You will be hacked.
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TrueSite™ Multi-Domain Hosing Multi-site hosing means that, when the ZX81 cluster goes down, all of your sites go down! At the same time!
(gs) Features:
- Oversold storage
- Intermittent web server
- No uptime guarantee
- Occasional access to email
- Hacked in December 2009
- Tiny line graphs
- Slow MySQL
- A botched Urchin install
- Vast expense
- We're high as a kite!