Hundreds of ZX81s for the price of one.

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(gs) is a cluster-fuck of a hosting service powered by hundreds of Sinclair ZX81s working in tandem to fart out an occasional response to all these HTTP requests coming into our datacenter. A vast array of Amstrad e-m@ilers intermittently deals with the email.

  • Dynamic WorstabilityEasily handle miniscule traffic spikes with the power of hundreds of ZX81s.

  • (mt) GridContainer TechnologyDjango Why get decent Django and Rails support for free when you could give us more money?!

  • 1-Click Software InstallsNewClick the magic button and we'll defecate a Wordpress install into your account. We won't keep it up-to-date. You will be hacked.

  • TrueSite™ Multi-Domain Hosing Multi-site hosing means that, when the ZX81 cluster goes down, all of your sites go down! At the same time!

 

(gs) Features:

  • Oversold storage
  • Intermittent web server
  • No uptime guarantee
  • Hacked in December 2009
  • Tiny line graphs
  • Slow MySQL
  • A botched Urchin install
  • Vast expense
  • We're high as a kite!